You Might Be In The Bible Belt If...
- You're in Texas.
- Not many places are open before noon on Sunday.
- There's an aisle in Wal-Mart labeled "Bibles" and "Bible Covers."
- It seems important to include the word "Christian" in the name of your private school (perhaps to emphasize that there's no separation of church and state there).
- There's a "Creation Evidence Museum" just down the road from Dinosaur Valley State Park. Y'know, to provide an alternative to actual evidence.
On the bright side, the young park ranger at Dinosaur Valley was the first person who's asked about the Firefox sticker in our car window. We didn't have any extras to give him, unfortunately, and the domestic Mozilla Store doesn't carry that design any more (though it's still available internationally.)