I don't understand humans at all. They hardly sleep at all! They even set "alarms" to tell them when to stop sleeping! That's just silly.
I thought the humans had come to their senses in the last mini-house, when they spent several days lounging around in bed. That was great! I laid on top of them or between them and slept for hours and hours and hours and hours.
But now, they're back to their old crazy habits. They leave the mini-house for hours at a time, and many days they don't come back until after dark. And then they still don't go to sleep until after they've surfed teh internets for a while! It's as if sleep isn't one of the top three most important things in their lives! (The other two, in case you're wondering, are food and playing. Maybe playing is tied with snuggles. I can't decide.)
Humans are weird. I'm going to take a nap.