I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is, the humans are still stepping on me when I hide under the edge of the bed. It's really egregious. Look. Either I leave my tail hanging out for them to see, or I make a completely obvious lump in the bed skirt.
I mean, come on. Not even humans can be that stupid.
The good news is, they've been feeding us a lot more of the tuna soup we love so much. Sure, they still give us that dry stuff, and Jasper still eats it, but they're being much more generous with the wet fishy goodness. I approve.