Three Easy Steps to Lose 50lbs in One Week

Ask me how! Even better, I'll just tell you:

1. Weigh yourself at a crappy hotel scale in Atlanta. I did it. I weighed 185lbs.
   
2. Drive to Orlando.
3. Weigh yourself on a crappy hotel scale in Orlando. I did it. I weighed 132lbs. Voila! A weight loss of 53lbs!

The best part? No special diet or exercise required. AND you don't need to buy new clothes or anything!