Grass!

I got to eat grass tonight! For the first time in weeks! I was so excited and happy I almost forgot to chew. I love grass!

Apparently the humans went to "Mall of America," a big building where they can buy all sorts of things they don't need. Besides my grass, they also came home with:

• photos of other places they've been recently!
• one card game "upgrade kit"!
• eight chocolate balls!
• two knife safes!
• two bottles of flavored olive oil!

But of course the most important thing was the grass! I guess they got it from a place that normally juices it up for people to drink (humans are weird!), and the people working there were confused when they said they wanted the whole grass. Well, now they know! Maybe more cats will send their humans there and give them more business!