Plays!

The humans abandoned us on our first day in this new place to go see some "plays." I've never been to a play, but I think it's when a bunch of humans get together to watch other humans put on a TV show in person. Not my thing! TV is boring. It can't be any more interesting to watch live.

I think the humans were bored, too. She said, "'Loved not wisely, but too well.' Hah! If that's love, save us all from being loved too well."

I agree! It's awful to be loved too much. I like cuddles as much as the next cat--maybe even more!--but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Especially when the humans are sleeping, and I just want them to wake up and feed me. They always have to drag me into an unwanted hug. They always fall asleep again without letting go! It takes forever to wiggle free.